"Real Men Don't" for 10/23/12

It has been too long.  Feel free to welcome me back to the blogosphere by some sort of monetary donation.  Here we go.

Real Men Don't....

...Cheer for the American League in the Fall Classic.  Real baseball is played in the NL.
...shirk their responsibility to vote.  November 6th, Americans.  Do it.
...turn their back on their team when they are struggling. 
...play video games.  Come on, dude.
...turn their back on good traditions.
..."lay up" on the golf course.  "The Skillet" can back me up on this.
...turn off Andy Griffith Show reruns. 
...not know how to change tires, string a fishing pole, load a gun and use the grill.
...objectify women, neglect their family and ignore their children.
...tolerate badly brewed unsweet tea.
...post excessively on blogs.  I guess I have that one covered.


So let it be written, so let it be done.