Monday, September 3, 2012

Jubal Foster's Week Two SEC Picks

Auburn over Mississippi State in a close one. Chizik is 16-11 without quarterbacks named Cam Newton. The seat will warm up this season and will officially be hot if he loses this one.

South Carolina over East Carolina. No contest.

Florida over Texas A&M in a pillow fight.

Alabama over Western Kentucky in a no-contest

Tennessee over Georgia State. The 10 runs after five innings rule will be applied.

UTEP over Ole Miss.

Arkansas drubs ULL-Monroe.

LSU kills Washington and makes them stop using the purple-gold combination.

Kentucky beats Kent State by a touchdown. Joker Phillips submits his resume to Kent State officials at halftime anyway.

Vanderbilt over Northwestern in the pregame quiz bowl and later in the football contest that no one cares about.

Missouri over Georgia. Yup. Read it twice.

3 comments:

  1. Chizik is not in danger of a warm seat this season.

    E. Carolina and S. Carolina will be closer than you think.

    Missouri over UGA? I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

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